Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zhao Zhemei thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be a nine-star profession, but I don't quite know the specifics."


"But if you want to know, you can look it up in the library."


"In your S-class treatment, you have the highest viewing authority in the school apart from the principal. You can view any books in the library within your authority."


"There should be records about the Mythical Battle Priest in there..."


Zhao Zhemei smiled and said, "No need to be polite, after all, I'm your 'mentee'."


"By the way, the school opening ceremony is in three days, which is also the first gathering of your class."


"In these two days, I'll help you get to know the school. How's that?"


"I will leave first, see you tomorrow."


Zhao Zhemei smiled at Yao Zhixue and the others, then turned and left.


Chapter 182: God battle Priest? Epic War!