Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

After gathering all the information about the Priest of Divine Battle, Zheng Cheng returned to his villa.


As soon as he arrived back, a chicken greeted him, "Brother Cheng, someone came looking for you this afternoon."


"Someone was looking for me?" Cheng was puzzled, "Who?"


He didn't have many acquaintances at Beijing National Higher Occupation University, so who would come to find him?


It couldn't be folks from the Night's Watch.


"It was a man, seems to be called...Zhao Wufeng." the chicken thought for a moment and said, "Yes, Zhao Wufeng indeed."


"He said he's Captain Yunxiao's cousin, and that he came to greet you..."


Cheng's eyes flickered as he remembered the young man he met on the radiation island.


Sharp as a sword, with an overpowering edge.


Besides him, there was Zhou Xinyu - appearing modest yet actually composed.


And the beauty with a unique occupation, Ye Xishui, the Mermaid Princess.


Chapter 183: Eight-star Food Ingredient! Nine-star Support Profession!