Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The books handed out were pretty straightforward, mainly focused on treating external wounds, detoxifying, amputating limbs and such.


After all, as support professionals, we all have a few healing skills that come in handy for treating injuries.


Apart from that, there were books about military, strategy, and even political matters.


Zheng Cheng also spotted a book titled "Common Alien Creatures", with images of dozens of different ethnicities and creatures densely drawn on the cover.


Zhuo Wen was surprised as he flipped through a stack of books, the thickest five were all about learning alien languages.


"Dragonese, Ancient Demon language, Ancient Beast language, Undead language and Abyssal language, are we supposed to learn five alien languages? Feels a bit too much…" 


Chapter 187: Noob Classmates? Bizarre Professionists!