Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Amid countless incredulous gazes, a violent explosion echoed from beneath the feet of the giant ice and snow.


Huge torrents of magma spewed out like fountains, turning the ground within tens of meters into a magma pool.


The enormous figure of the ice and snow giant stumbled, astonishingly collapsing into the massive magma pool.


Moreover, this giant magma pool was continuously spreading towards Yao Zhixue's direction.


"Yao Zhixue, I want to see what more you've got!"


Amidst the splattering magma, Zhang Meiyu's figure rapidly dashed towards Yao Zhixue.


At this moment, she had completely transformed!


Her previously exposed skin had unexpectedly grown a layer of black dragon scale illusions. Her speed had increased by at least half.


Her smooth face was now somewhat ferocious.


Her narrow pupils glared furiously, changing from black to bronze, exuding an intense sense of brutality.


Chapter 191: The Shock of the Elemental Elves? Yao Zhixue Wins!