Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Accompanied by a violent roar, the ice sculpture suddenly exploded.


A hot wave rolled over, and Zhang Meiyu's figure burst out of it.


Her claws were incredibly sharp, her pupils seemed to burst into flames as she rushed towards Yao Zhixue recklessly.


The teacher guarding the array shouted in anger, but Zhang Meiyu acted as though she hadn't heard, continuing her attack on Yao Zhixue.


Yet, Yao Zhixue didn't make a single move, just stood there watching her coldly.


The next moment, a buzzing sound emerged from the array protecting the stage.


A light curtain descended from the sky, completely enveloping Zhang Meiyu.


No matter how she tried to break out, she could not breach the light curtain.


The teacher in charge of the protection array!


At that moment, he held an array disk, controlling the entire array.


Chapter 192 New Alien Battlefield? Illegitimate Child?