Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The noob asked first: "Who are you? I clearly remember locking my door before I left."


The boy with the flowery shorts responded with a faint smile: "A mere lock, can it stop a professional like us? You must be a country bumpkin."


Thinking to give this guy a piece of his mind, the noob was held by Zheng Cheng, "Locks stop thiefs, not gentlemen. No need to be alarmed."


"Ha ha ha~! A nice saying of stopping thieves but not gentlemen, your tone sounds like mine, just a shame."


"It's a pity that your lineage isn't from the Zheng family, otherwise, I would really want to take you to Nine Snake Island to confirm."


The noob and Yao Zhixue exclaimed, both sizing up the newcomer.


Zheng Cheng, who already knew the visitor's identity, said: "Zheng Yi, the young master of Zheng's family from Nine Snake Island, what purpose do you have coming to me?"


Chapter 193 - She's my fiancee, you want to get rid of her!