Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

After Bai Bin finished asking, the entire stadium was silent, and no one responded.


"Hehehe..." Bai Bin chuckled: "It seems that you classmates are a bit shy, then I'll call on someone."


Zheng Cheng sensed trouble in his heart, this old man actually turned towards him.


In the class of more than twenty students, only he and Bai Bin seemed to have met face to face, they could be considered acquainted.


Sure enough, Bai Bin pointed to Zheng Cheng: "Zheng Cheng, please answer this question."


As soon as he finished speaking, the twenty odd students in the classroom started whispering.


"Damn, he's so handsome, he's just like me!"


"I heard Zheng Cheng has already slept with more than ten girls from our Auxiliary Academy!"


"Holy shit? That's badass, I'm so jealous...!"


After all, there were about one thousand new students in the entire Auxiliary Academy, but only two had S-level freshman treatment.


One was a nine-star professionist, Cui Xiabing.


Chapter 194: The Reason for the Human Race's Total Defeat?