Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Once the intercontinental missile on the screen disappeared, the entire classroom of students erupted.


"What happened? The intercontinental missile disappeared?"


"Who exactly is that alien powerhouse, so formidable? They must at least be an epic level powerhouse..."


Within the classroom, Zheng Cheng's gaze also held some surprise.


Upon launch, it could destroy an entire city, the ultimate weapon capable of slaughtering tens to hundreds of millions of lives.


Bai Bin's voice continued, "You all saw it, right? This is the true terror of professionists."


"The alien powerhouse who appeared in the video during the early stages of the Great Cataclysm is known as White Night, an epic-level powerhouse of the Spirit Demon Clan named White Night!"


Chapter 195 Major Factors, Newborn Chu He