Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A bystander in shock asked, "This is the Night's Watch headquarters after all. How can the Fallen Ones manage to plant spies here?"


Although Zheng Cheng and Yao Zhixue didn't utter a word, their eyes undoubtedly asked the same question.


The elevator descended silently, with Wu Fuqing explaining, "The types of Professionists are as numerous as the stars, nobody knows what type of profession an ordinary person will awaken, or what special abilities they will comprehend."


"There are some Professionists and the skills they have mastered can't be fully detected even by us, who possess the power of heart probing."


"For many years, there have indeed been a few spies of the Fallen Ones hidden within the Night's Watch headquarters, leaking our information and intelligence from time to time, causing us great losses."


Wu Fuqing continued, "Your arrival was indeed a pleasant surprise for us."


Chapter 202: Investigative Spy! Director of the Night's Watch?