Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng's fist landed squarely on Wu Fuqing's back. In his line of sight, the whole body of Wu Fuqing was smashed into an obvious arc and ruthlessly pinned against the elevator wall.


With a "boom," a massive tremor was felt throughout the elevator.


But for some reason, the entire elevator showed no signs of collapsing or destruction.


Xue'er appeared over Yao Zhixue's head at the right time. Both launched their attacks at once, and two icy blue rays were instantly shot on Wu Fuqing.


Visible layers of frost began to form from Wu Fuqing's back, spreading rapidly throughout his body.


The onlookers were terrified and one of them hastily shouted, "Brother Cheng! Zhixue! What are you doing? This is the Night Watchman's base!"


Zheng Cheng confirmed without hesitation, "He's one of the Fallen Ones!"


The moment the words fell, Wu Fan'an's body exploded, turning into countless ghostly shapes.


Chapter 201: Ghost Day Attacks! The Final Ability!