Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zhao Wufeng widened his eyes, "Zheng Cheng, what did you do to get so many Merit Values?"


"I've been sweating and working so hard, but my Merit Values are not even half of yours!"


"Previously, the most Merit among our new recruits was Zhou Xinyu, and it was barely three hundred more than mine. It looks like he'll have to give up his seat now!"


Zheng Cheng didn't want to dampen his spirit. If he knew that he had also spent two thousand Merit Values to exchange for a skill book, who knows how he would react.


"That's not right." Zhao Wufeng said suddenly, "How did you get assigned to the Special Occupation Department? The minimum rank required to be in that department is at least the yellow tier..."


Zheng Cheng shrugged, "I have no idea."


Zhao Wufeng asked again, "Uncle Kun, what about them?"


"Which department were Yao Zhixue and Rookie assigned to?"


Chapter 200: Deputy Director of the Night's Watch! Assassination in the Elevator!