Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Over the weekend, Zheng Cheng, Yao Zhixue, and Rookie made a joint trip to the Watchman Headquarters in Beijing.


Apart from being a member of Beijing's Zhao family, he was also a member of the Human Tier within the Watchmen.


"You three really are challenging invites. Other Watchmen newcomers already headed to Beijing and registered straight away. You guys, however, took a good ten days!"


Zhao Wufeng, while walking, couldn't help expressing his impatience, as if he wanted to drag them over immediately.


Zheng Cheng asked, "Oh, were there many newcomers joining the Watchmen this year?"


Zhao Wufeng shook his head and said sarcastically, "Do you think Watchmen newcomers are as common as cabbages? We hardly have more than a dozen new members joining us in Beijing each year."


"Not to mention those like yourselves, reassigned from other provinces, the total would not exceed thirty!"


Chapter 199: Night's Watch Headquarters, Lu Mengmeng