Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Niu Jin Dao looked around in shock, gazing at the faint blue glow on his body, even reaching out to touch it.


"Don't space out! The Alien Beasts are coming!"


Zheng Cheng's voice echoed, prompting an immediate response from everyone.


They were in the midst of the black fog now!


Raspy noises suddenly pierced the enveloping darkness around them.


The visibility within this fog was very low, limited to just over ten meters.


Suddenly, out of the concealment of the fog in the distance, black-skinned worms, each over half a man's height, began to rush forward.


Niu Jin Dao shouted, and his ten men immediately sprang to action.


Three of them stepped forward, their shields forming a triangular formation.


The remaining seven slightly retreated, still relying on their shields for protection at both sides, with their long knives hidden at their backs.


Chapter 212: Deadly Black Fog! Egg is Hatching?