Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

This sinister surge descended upon the Mantis Shura. At first, it didn't feel anything and continued to dodge the incoming arrows.


However, its gaze was already fixed on the crowd on the ground.


As long as it could survive this rain of arrows, it would have the opportunity to rush to the humans.


There were only around thirty of them. Given the chance to brandish its blade, it was confident it could wipe them out in ten seconds.


However, at that moment, it suddenly felt a severe pain in its stomach, a feeling of weakness quickly spreading throughout its body.


At the same time, it could clearly feel that countless small bugs seemed to be spawning within its body, continuously climbing upwards.


It shrieked involuntarily, its movement suddenly ceasing.


Right at that moment, an arrow arrived at the perfect time, immediately piercing its abdomen!


Chapter 218: Three Corpses Nine Worms! The Race Nemesis?