Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng looked at the hexagonal crystal in his hand, with its twinkling starlike glow, with an expression of surprise.


It was more transparent than crystal and even more dazzling than a diamond.


Zhang San exclaimed excitedly, "Yes, my lord. With this Hero Crystal, we can recruit heroes from the desolate planets to our world."


Zheng Cheng asked intriguingly, "Do you know any heroes?"


Zhang San scratched his head awkwardly and said, "My lord, you are joking. I am just an ordinary worker, how could I possibly know those high and mighty heroes?"


"Perhaps Captain Chen or Captain Niu might know some heroes."


Zheng Cheng ordered, "Bring them here!"


Soon Captain Niu Jindao of the Swords and Shields team, Commander Chen Zhong of the Heavy Weapons team, as well as Captain Ma Lie of the Light Cavalry Team and Captain Li Youji of the Sharpshooters team all arrived.


Feng Cang, the leader of the Long Spears team, was guarding the homeland.


Chapter 219: Barracks Construction! Hero Crystal!