Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

At some hidden base, Zhuang Shuai's eyes were wide as he watched Crimson Mantises and Three-Headed Snakes rush out of the black fog, swearing out loud.


"What the hell? I just survived the third wave of the Alien Beast assault. How did the fourth wave all show up at once?"


A few human figures, as black as charcoal, ran over, all of them with various kinds of wounds.


Bites, scratches, blunt traumas – you name it. But despite that, they were still alive and kicking, extremely vigorous.


"It's a four-star Alien Beast! There's also a five-star Alien Beast, what should we do?"


"My lord! Our dark leather can withstand the attack of a three-star Alien Beast, but it's ineffective against the Crimson Centipede and the Three-Headed Snake. We're about to be overrun!"


"My lord! We have spotted a five-star Alien Beast, a Gale Mantis..."


Chapter 224 Guerrilla Warfare! Hero Zhao Zifeng!