Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Xu Duoyi was shouting, when she suddenly noticed that the scene before her had drastically changed.


The chaotic battlefield and the solitary little silver-armored soldier fighting bravely had vanished, replaced by a grand auditorium.


Rows upon rows of stone seats spiraled away into the distance, and she found herself standing at the very center of the amphitheater.


Behind her was a secret realm entrance, emitting a faint light.


Many students turned in surprise to look at her.


"You're a seven-star professionist, yet you only lasted a week this time?"


There was a low murmur of conversation among the students. Xu Duoyi hurriedly lowered her head, her face red. She felt relieved that nobody nearby heard what she had just been shouting.


"Duoyi, what were you shouting just now?"


Zhang Jiajia walked over and asked curiously: "It sounded like you were calling for someone named Zifeng? Have you got a boyfriend?"


Chapter 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?