Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"That many? Are there still people inside?"


"Yes, our classmates Cui Xiabing, Zheng Cheng, Zhuo Wen, and Zhuo Wu haven't come out yet. I heard there are also several students from the special academy who are still holding on."


"Sister Xia Bing is still persevering! Amazing..."


As the two women left, the expressions on the faces of several leaders became even more serious.


"What exactly has happened in the secret realm? We had just sheathed the situation on Jasha Island, and now suddenly the beasts are on a rampage?"


Dean Tian frowned, "And there are five-star alien beasts appearing... In the previous beast tides, there were only one-star alien beasts, why this time..."


Someone shook their head with a bitter smile, "Dean Tian, we're not clear about it either."


"Jasha Island is the only coordinate point leading to the desolate planet, and even we have to respect the rules inside!"


Chapter 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?_2