Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng mounted the city walls, gazing into the distance.


At the far end of the dark fog, the ground was roiling, with monstrous creatures that resembled giant earthworms marching on. 


These massive, bloated bodies were continuously contorting in the earth, and at the forefront of their skulls was a gigantic mouth bristling with sharp tusks.


Huge rocks and ground that blocked their path were effortlessly crushed and devoured, their movement was swift.


The figure of Shadell hurriedly ran over: "Lord! Those are the sandworms that breached our Canglan Desert defensive line!"


"They can easily burrow into the desert and dig tunnels from beneath, emerging easily from behind us ... "


At this moment, her face is filled with obvious panic, as if recalling something deeply traumatic.


Zheng Cheng reassured her, "Shadell, don't worry, this is a mountainous area, they will find it difficult to burrow."


Chapter 231: Baker's Shock! Vow of Desolation!