Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Hundreds of figures bowed in unison, creating a powerful spectacle.


Zheng Cheng immediately ordered, "All shield and sword guards and heavy armoured cavalry, head to the wall to guard, follow Sha Dai Er's commands!"


Two hundred shield and sword guards and two hundred heavy armoured cavalry promptly, under their respective captains' lead, charged towards the city wall.


Facing Zheng Cheng then, were fifteen hundred laborers!


If it weren't for the population limit enforced by the homeland crystal, he could recruit another thousand people!


The leading laborer looked pale, and the others seemed to be malnourished.


Zheng Cheng waved his hand, and a large pile of special food ingredients appeared in front of everyone.


Three-star Spotted Spider Web Sac and Blood Mosquito Blood Bead.


Four-star Scarlet Centipede Poison Pearl, Tri-snake Bile.


Chapter 230: Hero's Altar? Recruitment, Healing, Revival, Job Changing!