Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In a certain dense forest, swarms of large black flies constantly attacked the soldiers hidden within the foliage.


They dive down at incredible speed, their long proboscis suddenly shooting out to pierce the bodies of the soldiers.


At the same time, a deadly virus from the flies quickly spread within their bodies. The many surrounding soldiers began to turn pale, vomit foam, and some even bled from their orifices.


Even if they retreated from the battlefield, the plague transmitted from the flies propagated rapidly within their homeland.


A figure fiercely fell from the sky, crashing into a large tree and causing fresh blood to gush out immediately.


In mid-air, a plump old man whose entire body was shrouded in a black robe, revealing only his large, compound eyes, slowly approached.


"The Mosquito Fly Tribe... why are they here!"


Chapter 235: The Mosquito Fly Tribe! The Outbreak of Gastroenteritis in a Giant Hornet!