Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Your skill, Random Surgical Skills, has leveled up to LV6!"


A mechanical voice sounded off in Zheng Cheng's mind.


In his mind, the rune representing Random Surgical Skills began to shine brighter.


More runes emerged from the void, gradually merging into the original rune.


This made the Skill rune's area larger and the pattern more complex.


The light, too, became brighter and brighter.


With a thought in his heart, the characteristics of Random Surgical Skills immediately appeared before Zheng Cheng's eyes.


"Random Surgical Skills LV6: Change Ability, can perform on any corpse or target in a coma, paralyzed, or semi-paralyzed. After success, the target's body or specific organs can be dissected."


"Feature 1: Biological DNA Collection. Each time you dissect a different creature, you can obtain its DNA. After dissecting the same creature multiple times, you can get the most complete DNA of the target creature for classification, comparison, and research."


Chapter 234 - Feature 2! Weird and Terrifying Effects!