Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A strange grumbling sound came from Zhuang Shuai's stomach, changing his expression immediately: "What on earth did you do? Why is my stomach rumbling?"


He looked around, his hand subconsciously resting on his belly.


Upon noticing something off, he promptly made a beeline for the restroom.


Zheng Cheng shook his head: "It's a special DNA molecule called 'Omnivore'. I have integrated it into your body, enhancing your stomach's ability to digest anything in a short period."


Zhuang Shuai's eyes widened: "Does it really have that effect?"


"This is my first time using it." Zheng Cheng shrugged: "How do you feel?"


"Um... I don't feel anything out of the ordinary, it's just that my stomach keeps making noises."


"It might take some time before it takes effect," Zheng Cheng patted him on the shoulder, "If this doesn't work, we could try laxatives..."


Zhuang Shuai immediately scrunched up his face: "I think I'm fine as I am."


Chapter 249: Omnivore DNA, Eyes Filled with Love for the Mentally Challenged!