Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

He was originally here to report the army's preparations to his lord. However, he had heard a man's grandiose talk outside the tent, and immediately asked about it.


The strategy of launching a surprise attack on the alien beasts at the top of Black Tower Mountain with their elite troops was his idea.


According to his reconnaissance, although there were many alien beasts at the top of Black Tower Mountain, they were scattered.


As long as they concentrated their elite troops and rushed to the homeland crystal before the alien beasts could react, the mission would be considered a success.


At that time, as long as the lord touched the homeland crystal and activated it, it would be possible to recruit many soldiers from the Desolate World and thereby kill the alien beasts at the top of the mountain!


Unexpectedly, this teenager they had rescued completely denied his plan.


Chapter 250: Utilizing Rules, New Alien Beast Transformation Ability!