Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The golden-armored Beetle Hero, wrapped by Blood Guanyin, began to struggle furiously. Its entire body was as tough as steel, and physical attacks couldn't touch it.


But the blood flame burning on Blood Guanyin was exactly its nemesis!


As dozens of tentacles bundled down, its huge wings on its back suddenly spread open and began to flap furiously.


The dense wind blades accompanied its motion, bursting out and chaotically flying everywhere.


Sharp wind blades flickered continuously, grinding the blood vessels of Blood Guanyin that had initially bound it into fragments.


Some closer blood vessels were even directly severed by these wind blades.


Accompanied by the severed blood vessels, viscous fresh blood splattered all over, staining the Beetle Hero's body, and then it ignited violently.


It screamed horribly again, in a raspy and piercing voice.


Chapter 254: Shura's Dual Blades, Slicing the Golden Armor!