Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Fuck! Brother Cheng rocks! He even managed to kill such a massive bug!"


A little distance away, inside their homeland crystal, the Zhuo brothers hollered and shrieked.


But Zheng Cheng didn't rush over immediately; instead, he turned around and began attacking the surrounding Flying Thunder Dragons and Sandworms.


Zhuo Wu asked in confusion, "Why isn't Brother Cheng coming over?"


"Are you stupid? Isn't Brother Cheng doing this for us? Look at all those alien beasts around us, they're all six-star level. Have you forgotten our past experiences?"


Upon hearing this, Zhuo Wu shuddered instinctively.


Half a month ago when they had just arrived here, they thought of venturing out to scavenge for resources.


And who would've expected they'd bump into a Sandworm.


Even with both of them teaming up, they were no match for the worm and ended up being chased around by it, hollering and screaming for help.


Chapter 255 LV9's Home Crystal!