Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Everyone in Shadier's party dared not speak loudly.


Activating the homeland crystal had been a task assigned to Yu Gong by the dean of the freshman division of Beijing's national university on Blue Star.


It was beneficial not only for the entire Beijing national university, but also for the entire Xia Country.


Blue Star could confront the xenobug world through the Desolate World without directly facing it.


Their idea had always been to fund the Desolate World and convert it into Blue Star's front line.


After activating this homeland crystal, Zheng Cheng could receive many rewards, including the loyalty of many nine-star troops.


Even rewards from the dean of the freshman division.


The price paid was just the Desolate World.


If activated, the Desolate World would face the invasion of the xenobugs head-on!


Chapter 256: Death under the Peony Flower, a Romantic Ghost?