Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A few loud shouts rang out, their tones full of excitement and fervor.


Zhang San, Niu Jindao, Yang Hou'er and others were all half-kneeling on the ground.


Behind them stood Li Youji, Leiluo, and Lex.


They had transformed into heroes three days ago and had been leading their various troops to kill the surrounding Alien Beasts.


Among them, Li Youji had transformed into a six-star profession: God's Bow Philosopher.


This profession brought the abilities of an archer to the extreme. Any weapon, any pose, even any material in his hands, could be transformed into something akin to a bow and arrow.


He carried a longbow and five short bows, along with two hundred different-sized arrows, hidden all over his body.


It could be said that Li Youji by himself was equivalent to a heavy fire suppressor!


Leiluo did not disappoint either, transforming into a Thunder Mage.


Chapter 258: A Keepsake of Commitment? Three New Heroes!