Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chicken was the fastest. As several figures appear, he immediately rushed forward.


"You're all right, Brother Cheng, I've been waiting for you for half a month."


Zheng Cheng shook his head, "I'm okay, what's happening with you guys…"


Chicken quickly answered, "The school has long since noticed a disruption in the secret realm. They've had people waiting outside this area for your return as soon as you come out of the secret realm…"


As soon as he finished, Sun Wanqing, the counselor, brought a few others towards them.


"Zheng Cheng, Zhuo Wen, Zhuo Wu, I'm glad you all returned safely, follow me to see the principal!"


Zheng Cheng was silent for a moment, then he nodded to Chu He and the others saying, "Let's go."


People around them started a buzz of chatter, everyone was looking excitedly at them.


Chapter 259: Destroy the World Crystal? The Principal's Question!