Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The screen darkens, and the video ends.


The entire faculty office is silent, and the faces of several teachers are oddly colored.


Someone actually admits to being a Fallen One, that's...stupid!


However, anyone with discerning eyes could tell that this Shi Feng is not a true Fallen One, just too lazy to waste words with Yao Zhixue.


If you dare to admit that you are a Fallen One, then you have to pay the price.


Of course, there is a chance that Shi Feng was not aware of the existence of Dawn, and he merely talked casually about it.


He is dead, and nobody will explain to him the significance of being a Fallen One.


Among the group, Chen Hansheng looks even worse.


Anything but admitting to be a Fallen One, truly hopeless!


In this situation, he can't save him anymore.


Kang Yongchang chuckled in a low voice, sounding especially grating in the quiet room.


Chapter 262: Self-defense? They are all scumbags!