Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Late at night, Zheng Cheng and the others finally waited for Yao Zhixue.


Zheng Cheng was the first to approach her, Yao Zhixue just smiled and said, "I'm fine, your method worked pretty well."


Before entering the secret realm, the two had guessed that Zhang Meiyu would be the first to strike at her. Thus, they had deliberately bought the latest model of mini-camcorder.


But it wasn't Zhang Meiyu who showed up, it was Shi Feng!


Yao Zhixue's strength had doubled before she entered the secret realm due to Zheng Cheng's special cuisine.


Shi Feng underestimated her and ended up being killed by Yao Zhixue in a flash!


This was something that nobody expected.


Zheng Cheng asked, "What exactly happened in the secret realm?"


Cai Ji said, "Brother Cheng, you don't know, the secret realms for our assessment were all swamps, full of poison everywhere. Even though I could fly, I could only last more than half a month."


Chapter 263: You Smell Like Another Woman!