Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng said softly, and the people in his team soon learned this news.


Apart from them, the other teams seemed to have just received this news and were all whispering among themselves.


At this time, another voice rang out, and the Nine Snake Island team led by Zheng Yi approached.


Zhou Xinyu whispered, and Zheng Cheng shook his head gently, "I've met him twice."


"For the sake of friendship, stay away from him, the Zheng family of Nine Snake Island and the Zheng family of Beijing are not very friendly..."


After Zheng Yi came over, he looked up and down at Zhou Xinyu and said, "Young Master Zhou is also here, it seems that I don't need to talk about the mutation in the Wilderness."


Zhou Xinyu said, "Master Zheng, it's not easy to know about the situation in the Wilderness while living far away on the Nine Snake Island."


Chapter 271: The First Trial of Loving Peach Blossom Eyes!