Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Cui Xiabing asked curiously, "What's wrong with Duoyi? Is she feeling unwell?"


Zheng Cheng nonchalantly replied, "Maybe aunt flow is visiting."


As they were chatting, there was suddenly a hubbub among the crowd around them, all eyes turning towards the entrance.


Zheng Cheng and the others also turned to look, and a group of ten approached slowly.


The leader was a woman in a white maiden's gown, exuding allure and mystery from her being.


Her hair fell over her shoulders, smooth and supple, her face soft, her eyes gleaming like two black gems embedded in milky white jade.


The leader was none other than Yang Ru'er of the Li tribe!


Many in the crowd recognized their identity and started discussing amongst themselves.


"Who are they? I've never seen them before."


"Are they from the Half-Inferior Humans?"


Chapter 272: Where is Yang Ru'er's Mutation Location?