Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A flash of white light appeared before his eyes, and Zheng Cheng abruptly opened his eyes.


Activating the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield and the Netherworld Shield to their fullest extent, the Blood Guanyin also appeared in his right hand, ready to be activated at any time.


He had understood the unexpected occurrences during the teleportation; powerful beings of different races had interfered with the operation of the teleportation array. Yet, only due to the intervention of Elder Xin Ruhuo was the teleportation able to proceed normally.


However, a number of students experienced teleportation mistakes, and were not teleported to their designated locations.


He found himself amidst a field of weeds which were taller than half a man's height. The ground beneath his feet was solid and the air filled with a dry, earthy scent, mingled with the refreshing aroma of grass.


To his surprise, there was not a single person beside him.


Chapter 273 begins! Wilderness! The terrifying Jerry!