Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

After taking a hit from the phantom of the giant wolf, Zheng Cheng managed to dodge a close shave thanks to his Penicillin Parasite Body Shield.


However, his spiritual attribute rapidly drained due to this attack.


In just a few seconds, his spiritual attribute dwindled to just a hundred points!


The strength of the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield's protection was determined by his own spiritual attribute; the higher his spiritual attribute, the stronger the defensive power of the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield.


And that one strike of moonlight had just cost him over 500 points of spirit, one could imagine the formidable strength behind it.


He pushed his speed to the limit, almost turning into a phantom as he slipped into the dense forest.


He even activated the Nether Cloak of the Nether Walker Skill, turning into nether, constantly phasing through the trees, rapidly leaving the area.


Chapter 287 Penicillin Parasite Body Shield LV6! The Quirky Characteristics 2!_1