Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Looking at the departing Earth Hyena Clan, Brett asked curiously, "Your Highness, are we not following them?"


With teeth clenched, Freya said, "Hydrophobia is a fatal epidemic for us of the Wolf Tribe. Once bitten by a Hyena Man infected with hydrophobia, even a tiny wound can lead to immediate infection."


"For our Wolf Tribe, this epidemic is a terrifying disease that could wipe us out!"


"How is that possible…" Brett said in surprise, "I've never heard of this…"


Freya snorted coldly, "Because this matter is a tightly guarded secret of the Empire. Once a Wolf Tribe or any of its subordinate races is discovered with hydrophobia, there is only one consequence for them…"


"Annihilation of the entire tribe!" Freya said, looking pitifully in the direction of the departing Hyena Men, "Tusks is rushing back with only one goal in mind, and that is to kill all members of his tribe infected with hydrophobia."


Chapter 288: The Fallen Ones Pledge Loyalty! The Mad Jia Peiran!_1