Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The Earth Hyena Clan was in chaos, with countless Hyena Men slaughtering each other!


Since the night before, a few children infected with the Rabies Virus were taken in by the Hyena Clan's camp, and in just a few days, the children had developed rabies.


They first bit the other Hyena Men in the same hut; the Hyena Men who came to take care of them did not notice but separated them and sought the tribe's Witch Doctor for treatment.


But to their horror, the children and the teachers they had treated began to bite the doctors, and soon the infection spread throughout the entire tribe.


At first, they did not take the situation seriously, causing many to be injured.


By the time they realized what was happening, it was too late!


All the tens of thousands of Hyena Men in the tribe had nearly half of them bitten or scratched by those carrying the Rabies Virus.


The entire tribe fell into biting and fighting; only a very few remained calm and defended a campsite.


Chapter 292: Rabies Virus Spreads! The Terrifying Fratricide!_1