Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Under the influence of the rabies virus, the pack of riding wolves that burst forth had their fur standing on end, resembling large hedgehogs sprinting at full speed.


But what caught the most attention was their blood-red eyes.


Chieftain Ahad's expression was frantic as he bellowed loudly.


The Jackal Werewolf knights beside him fired arrows again, felling the riding wolves to the ground one after another.


But among the pack of charging riding wolves, only very few were brought down by the arrows. The rest rolled on the ground for a bit before leaping back towards them.


"Yeah, Chieftain, we're about to break through their camp!"


Ahad roared in anger, "They're infected with hydrophobia, also known as madness! We must kill them all here or no one is allowed to leave!"


Chapter 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_2