Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A huge military camp was located here, where an alliance army of over two hundred thousand Bat-men, Lizard-men, and Spiderfolk was stationed.


These three tribes were the powerful species within the Cave Beastmen Tribe; their overall strength significantly surpassed that of the Jackal Werewolves, Hyena Men, and Dogmen.


In the sky, dozens of Bipedal Flying Dragons were continuously soaring.


Originally heading towards Ruin City to rendezvous with the Jackal Werewolf army, they suddenly received orders from the Red Priest Pixis to halt and adjust their course.


No one knew what had happened or why they had stopped here.


Only the top brass of the troops and a small number of Sacrificers had grave expressions, as if something significant was about to occur.


Over a hundred Bipedal Flying Dragon Knights were dispersed, patrolling the entire Wind-Speaking Prairie, monitoring everything around them.


Chapter 301 The High Priest in Red! A Heroic Sacrifice!_1