Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Outside the Wilderness, Yao Zhixue and Cai Ji, among others, were shocked as they watched the jackal werewolves and hyena men fleeing frantically in the distance.


Just half a day ago, they were still fighting fiercely.


But somehow, these people had suddenly turned tail and run. Some of them were even scurrying on all fours, desperately trying to outpace the others.


Cai Ji scratched his head. "Could it be that they were terrified by my powerful strength and decided to flee for their lives?"


"It must be some trouble within the Cave Beastmen Tribe."


Chu He seemed to have guessed something, eyeing the many Cave Beastmen scurrying away in all directions.


"How would you know?" Zhuang Shuai asked curiously. "Maybe we have reinforcements, or perhaps our human armies have won the main battle!"


Chapter 300: Bat-man! Spiderfolk! Assault on the Valley!_1