Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Ruin City's defender, Han Xiangyang, was inspecting the walls with several silhouettes, gazing into the distant Wind-Speaking Prairie.


Han Xiangyang asked, "Commander Chen, what's the current situation?"


Chen Dongjun replied, "Ruin City has now amassed an army of five hundred thousand soldiers, as well as over one hundred thousand Professionists, enough to withstand this onslaught of the Beastmen."


"Regrettably, nearly all of our outer scouting camps have been uprooted, and we seldom receive intelligence."


"By the way, Defender Han," Chen Dongjun inquired, "have the Watchers found out the reason for the Beastmen's sudden attack?"


Han Xiangyang shook his head, saying, "The Nightwatchers report that the enemy came too quickly. His men couldn't infiltrate the camps, only that this time the Cave Beastmen Tribe has mobilized almost their entire tribe, and even the subjugated Goblin Tribes and Hobgoblin Tribes have sent out large forces..."


Chapter 299: Turmoil in the Barracks! Ruin City's Move!_1