Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng sheathed his Shura's Dual Blades. The Cave Beastmen Inheritor and the reincarnators from the Fallen Organization who had been chasing him were all slain.


Jerry and Little Qing were also on their way back. He waved his hand and collected all the members of the Fallen Organization present into his Space Ring.


He had also cut off the left ears from the bodies of other Cave Beastmen as proof of military contribution.


"All the foreign powerhouses who wanted my head are dead; it's time to return to the sphere of influence of Ruin City. I wonder where Zhixue and the others are now..."


As he thought this, a message suddenly appeared in his mind.


[Detected that you have met the minimum requirements for the LV39 Realm Breaking Task. Would you like to submit the task?]


[Please note, after submitting the task, your level will be raised to LV40, and you will also acquire new job skills.]


Chapter 298: Task Accumulation? The Big Tree Calls for Help!_1