Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

At the border of the Wind-Speaking Prairie and Ruin City, a massive military camp had emerged.


Over four hundred thousand Cave Beastmen had gathered here, their ferocity rising to the heavens.


Jackal Werewolves, Hyena Men, Dogmen, along with some Lizard-men, Mastiff Men, Bat-men, and more.


Around the military camp were numerous smaller camps, hosting vast numbers of Dogmen, Ratkin, goblins, and other lesser tribes.


Altogether, the number of troops in the entire tribal military camp was at least seven to eight hundred thousand!


Inside the main tent of the camp, more than ten Jackal Werewolf clan chiefs and Sacrificers were assembled for a meeting.


There were also many tribe chiefs from the smaller tribes of Ratkin, goblins, Dogmen, enjoying strong liquor, roasted meat, and fruits, all loudly discussing various matters.


Chapter 297: Military Patronage? The Plague Spreading Throughout the Military!_1