Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Flereya let out a delicate groan, her legs went weak, and she collapsed to the ground, her groin sticky; her body trembled violently.


The skin that had been pristine and flawless turned red at a visibly rapid pace, and wisps of steam rose from it.


Her watery big eyes were full of mist, as if she was about to cry the next second.


Initially, Flereya and Brett had been attacking Zheng Cheng together in a pincer movement, but Zheng Cheng had instantly controlled Flereya with his affectionate peach blossom eyes, causing her to lose her ability to resist in an instant.


Now, only Brett was left facing Zheng Cheng.


He twisted his waist fiercely, and his claws reached for Zheng Cheng once again.


Zheng Cheng stepped forward, allowing Brett's claws to catch him.


The Penicillin Parasite Body Shield flashed fiercely, parrying Brett's claw strike.


At the same time, his hands wielding Shura's Dual Blades did not hesitate to stab into Brett's chest.


Chapter 296: Jia Peiran kneeling and begging for mercy?_1