Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Brett, who was sprinting furiously, suddenly raised his hand, and the entire team came to a halt.


Zhao Gou asked in surprise, "Lord Brett, what's...?"


Brett exclaimed loudly; the surrounding Lizard-people and Fallen Ones were all stunned.


"How could there be any enemies in the Splendid Forest?"


"Could it be that human Trial Participant?"


Brett closed his eyes, his nostrils flaring as he carefully discerned the scents in the air.


"It's the scent of that human... He's approaching quickly."


"The air is filled with the stench of blood!"


Jia Peiran extended his slender serpent's head, licking his lips, and said with a sinister laugh, "Wahaha, perfect, he's actually shown himself. This is our chance!"


Chapter 295 God Also Has Fire! The Professions of Reincarnators!_1