Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the thick fog, the bodies of two bat-men suddenly burst into flames.


The illusory flames danced continuously on their bodies and in an instant burnt away their clothes, their screams of pain filled the air.


Meanwhile, Zheng Cheng's figure swiftly soared, effortlessly slaughtering the two of them.


A scarlet, perfectly round blood ball appeared in his hand.


After a glance, Zheng Cheng's mind shook slightly.


[Effect: Consuming it permanently increases agility by 5 points and spirit by 3 points, limited to ten cores. After consumption, hearing +1, with an extremely small probability of transforming one's own bloodline into that of a bat-man.]


[Description: A bat-man blood core containing the powerful secrets of the bat-men.]


At the same time, he also obtained the DNA molecules of the bat-men.


Looking at the blood core, Zheng Cheng shook his head and put it away.


Chapter 304 Gathering! Blessed Land Opening!_1