Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Weird fluctuations came in waves from the depths of the valley, furiously rushing outwards.


At the same time, within the depths of the valley, Cui Xiabing's face also changed dramatically.


"Ancient Tree Elder! What in the world is happening, that is..."


The originally massive ancient tree had now transformed into a slender one, about five meters tall with a crown only two meters wide, and its trunk was covered with dragon scale-like patterns.


The Ancient Tree said, "That should be the blessed land hidden beneath my roots. After I was enlightened into a true living being, the gate to that blessed land opened."


At this time, Xu Qingfeng said, "Ancient Tree Elder, may I ask what kind of blessed land this is?"


The Ancient Tree shook its head, "I do not know."


"I only know one thing, this blessed land hasn't been opened for ten thousand years... The creatures and energy inside are beyond human imagination."


Chapter 305 Random Teleportation? Spirit Charm Blessed Land!_1