Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"LV79... am I still not strong enough?"


Zheng Cheng opened his personal attribute panel and looked at his impressive stats: 630 points in Physique, 280 in Power, 408 in Agility, and 625 in Spiritual Attribute, he still shook his head.


"The total attribute points are 1943, and that's after I added the three levels I've just gained to my Spiritual Attribute points."


"Nearly two thousand base attribute points, normally more than the combined total of two LV100 Nine Star Professionists."


Zheng Cheng said, "The enemies I'm facing now are the powerful members of the Cave Beastmen Tribe, including LV69 and even LV79 Professionists."


"Some have strange racial talents, some have lived for dozens of years and definitely possess powerful Props, while others might have pets or servants to assist them."


"And I... only have these sub-two-thousand attribute points!"


Zheng Cheng gritted his teeth and glanced at the Realm Breaking Task.


Chapter 306: The Bizarre Charming Beast! The Bizarre World!_1