Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Cui Xiabing's figure appeared on this dark land. As soon as she landed, she immediately looked around cautiously, only to find no enemy in sight.


"Is this the Blessed Land? The Spirit Charm Blessed Land... sealed by the Ancient Tree for ten thousand years, I wonder what might be found here?"


Her gaze then turned toward a mountain in the distance, "Captain Xu Qingfeng instructed us to meet at the highest structure within the Blessed Land, which must be that mountain."


Her eyes then shifted to another direction.


Beneath a nearby mountain range, there sprawled a vast expanse of dark forest.


"The most urgent task is to find the forest. Only within the forest can I stand on invincible ground."


"This Miniature World is vast, I can certainly use my abilities to shepherd the entire forest, even occupy the whole Blessed Land!"


Her eyes flashed, and she immediately dashed toward the nearby forest.


Chapter 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji's Innate Ability?_1