Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Yao Zhixue walked leisurely through the howling snowstorm, and the Charming Beasts that appeared around her were turned into ice sculptures.


Some Charming Beasts were lucky enough to break through the outer snow blockade and rush into the heart of the blizzard, but their speed and sizes gradually slowed down.


With their vision obstructed, they couldn't move forward and eventually turned into ice sculptures, falling onto the ground.


A voice rang out; Zhou Xinyu's figure emerged in the distance, flanked by a large rooster flapping its wings.


"I saw a gathering signal over there; it should be people from our school!"


Yao Zhixue glanced in that direction and asked, "Have you found Zheng Cheng?"


Cai Ji shouted, "But I believe Brother Cheng must be ahead... as long as we catch up, we will definitely find him."


Chapter 314 Cooperation? Zhou Xinyu's Ability!_1